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After that feeling of weightlessness when you plunge into virgin powder, after the fight against the elements, afther the challenges of an icy slope, if you are able to find your path and make tighter and tighter turns, yes, that was my world.
-Hermann Maier

Succes is a journey,not a destination. The doing is usually more important than the outcome.
- Arthur Ashe

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Drinken zonder toosten is drankzuchtig...

Beter één keer om vergeving vragen, dan tien keer om toestemming.


When there's snow on the ground, I like to pretend I'm walking on clouds.

I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute thair seed.
-Marlon Brando

"Een vrouw is nooit te lelijk om te neuken, alleen te weinig vodka bestaat"




There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why
-William Barclay



“Kindness is like snow - it beautifies everything it covers”

"If you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." -- Mr. White

As a teen Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
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"The Christian religion is a parody on the worship of the sun, in wich they put a man called Christ in the place of the sun, and pay him the adoration orginally payed to the sun."
-Thomas Paine (1737-1809)

Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead by midnight. Extend them all the care, kindness and understanding you can muster. Your life will never be the same again.

I Drink Therefore I Am

uitspraak van een vriend over mij;
omwegen zijn jouw wegen
(hij heeft zo'n gelijk xD)

recht dat is iets kroms dat is verbogen

It's better to die like a tiger then life like a pussy






Als iemand haar vraagt: "Hee, hoe laat is het?"
Dan zegt ze: "Dat weet ik niet, ik heb de tijd"

Ze zet thee, lacht naar de wereld buiten
En zingt mee, als de ketel staat te fluiten

Water stroomt, zwemmen of verdrinken
Water stroomt, de hele wereld rond
En als ze droomt, even op een eiland
Haar hoofd in de wolken, voeten op de grond


I'm a pitiful sight, and I ain't all that bright
I'm definitely not chiseled from stone
I'm a cheat and a liar, no woman's desire
I'll probably die cold and alone

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced
I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown
in the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round


I'm judge and I'm jury and I'm executioner too
Every second counts ’cause there’s no second try
Here comes the rain and thunder now, No where to run, to run to now
He never gets respect, Saint Anger 'round my neck







Imagination is more important than knowledge...
-Albert Einstein (1879 - 1955)

The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
When in doubt, tell the truth.
Man is the Only Animal that Blushes. Or needs to.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

-Mark Twain (1835 - 1910)

Tempels zijn niet nodig, ingewikkelde filosofieën zijn niet nodig.
Onze eigen hersenen, ons eigen hart is onze tempel, mijn filosofie is vriendelijkheid.
-De Dalai Lama

"Toen de bierkratten nog van hout waren en de mannen moesten drinken om de kachel aan te houden"

"Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you;
you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
-Bob Marley

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it is too dark to
-Groucho Marx