I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to Mozart
You bitch and moan about L.A
Wishing you where in the rain reading Hemmingway
You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars
You're so Indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF45 just to stay alive
You're so sad maybe you should buy a Happy Meal
You're so skinny you should really Super Size the deal
Secretly you're so amused that nobody understand you
I'm so mean cause i cannot get you out of your head
I'm so angry cause you'd rather MySpace instead
I can't believe i fell in love with someone that wears more make-up than me
You walk around like you're oh so debonair
You pull 'm down and there's really nothing there
I wish you could just be real with me
YOU'RE SO GAY AND YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE BOYSPENIS