Het verschil tussen jongens en meisjes
Girls' English
" Yes" = No
" No" = Yes
" Maybe" = No
" It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what you want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
" We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
" Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
" How much do u love me??" = I did something today you’re not going like me for.
" Is my butt fat??" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong??" = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?
" What's wrong??" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
" I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me??" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
" Yes" = No
" No" = Yes
" Maybe" = No
" It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!
" Do what you want" = You'll pay 4 this later!
" We need to talk" = I need to bitch.
" Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.
" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!
" How much do u love me??" = I did something today you’re not going like me for.
" Is my butt fat??" = Tell me I'm beautiful.
" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.
" Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead!
Guy's English
" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry
" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy
" I'm tired " - I'm tired
" Do you want to go to a movie??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I take you to dinner??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Can I call you sometime??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" May I have this dance??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
" Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.
" What's wrong??" = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?
" What's wrong??" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
" I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?
" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.
" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
" Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
" Will you marry me??" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
Dat is over het algemeen wel wat het verschil is tussen de man en de vrouw
Ondanks niet alles waar is
Maar het komt wel in de buurt van
Dus dit is mijn verlate ode aan de "nationale vrouwendag"..
En ergens mee oneens??
Pech!!
Want het is niet allemaal waar
Dat heb ik al eerder gezegd..
Okee ik ben wel stil
Ik hoop dat je genoten hebt
21 mrt 2005 - bewerkt op 21 mrt 2005
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*DiDi*
maandag 21 maart 2005 22:38
Haha, hij is cool, en best wel de waarheid idd.
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Sophie
maandag 21 maart 2005 22:53
jaa heel educatief enzo
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*Fireal*
maandag 21 maart 2005 23:03
Hijs koelkoel!
Maarjah je had ook niet anders van me verwacht waarschijnlijk, na mijn hele ode aan de Nationale Vrouwendag
!!
" Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.
Ah.
Heerlijk
Vooral die van die mannen. Die zijn ZOOO grappig
XxX -
jorty16
dinsdag 22 maart 2005 11:32
cool...
don't know to say more....
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