shit happens
Taoism: s*** happens
Confucionism: Confucius says: "s*** happens"
Buddhism: If s*** happens, it isn't really s***
Zen: Whai is the sound of s*** happening?
Hinduism: This s*** has happened before
Islam: If s*** happens, it is the will of Allah
Protestantism: Let the s*** happen to someone else
Catholicism: If s*** happens, you deserve it
Judaism: Why does s*** always happen to us?
Sufism: The wise man never notices s*** happening
Christian Science: If s*** happens, pretend it doesn't really
exist
Solipsism: s*** happens because I wish it
Mysticism: Just experience s*** happening
Asceticism: If s*** happens, renounce it
Agnosticism: Nobody knows why s*** happens
Gnosticism: I know why s*** happens but won't tell you
Atheism: s*** just happens and that's all there is to it
Cartesianism: s*** happens to me, therefore I exist
Platonism: There is ideal s*** happening somewhere
Stoicism: I don't care if s*** happens
Epicureanism: Let's party while s*** doesn't happen
Cynicism: Of course s*** happens
Occultism: s*** materializes from other planes of existence
Terrorism: s*** will happen unless you do as I say
Pollyanism: It's so nice that s*** happens!
Puritanism: S** can happen all day as long as you don't call
it that
Behaviorism: You are conditioned to having s*** happen
Freudianism: If s*** happens, it's your mother's fault
Parapsychology: s*** happens without material causes
Surrealism: Purple s*** happens near melting clocks
Cubism: If s*** happens, you won't recognize it
Cultural relativism: s*** happens everywhere differently
Optimism: If s*** happens, we'll find a way to use it
Pessimism: If s*** happens, there won't be enough for
everybody
Tabloid Sensationalism: Green s*** from Mars happens to Elvis
clone
Biblical Creationism: s*** happens because God created it
Secular Humanism: s*** happens because it evolved from
primitive s***
Scientific Reductionism: If s*** happens, find out what kind
exactly
Scientific Obscurantism: Amorphous excrement does occur in
given cases
Bureaucracy: I don't care if s*** happens as long as you fill
out the forms
Feminism: Women demand to have s*** happen
Ecology: If organic s*** happens, it's OK
Capitalism: Let's profit from s*** happening
Socialism: If s*** happens, let's distribute it equally
Patriotism: Our s*** is better than your s***
Conservatism: They don't make even s*** happen like they used
to
Liberalism: s*** shouldn't happen tomorrow
Classical Physics: s*** does not 'happen', it just moves
around
Quantum Physics #1: s*** happens but you can't say both where
and when
Quantum Physics #2: s*** happens in discrete quanta called
shitons
Holistic Physics: If s*** happens, it happens everywhere at
once
Microcomputing: If s*** happens, we'll fix it in the next
version
Computer Science: All s*** can in principle happen on a
Turing Machine
Applied Mathematics: The probabity of s*** happening
approaches unity
Engineering: When s*** happens, paint over
Medicine: If s*** happens, take two Aspirins and call me in
the morning
Economics: s*** happens because there's a geat demand for it
Politics: If s*** happens, make a deal with it
Diplomacy: Let's pretend s*** doesn't happen
ArabicRose, vrouw, 39 jaar
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