Well, This Is A Bit Odd....

Well, this dude that I like was walking behind me and started to pet me...

I turned around and was like "wtf?"
He was like "HI I'M MATT"
I am like, "GOOD TO KNOW"
So he pet me again and I am like "Wft, agian"
He is like. "it wasn't me."
Then this other dude is like
"yea it was."
Then Matt does it again, and my friend that I am talking to is like "YOU'RE SCARING HER!"
And he was like "good."

Then he started to pet me again, so I turned around and he is like "HI I'M MATT."
I said "Really I didn't know that!" All sarcastically.

Then I petted him and was like "See how do like that? Huh?"
He is like "I like it a lot."I am like

Fuck you.

Then I arrive in the cafeteria...

Blahh..