23 Reasons to date a tennisplayer

1. We don’t like love- we’re playas
2. We’ve got lots of balls (guys): We play with balls (girls)
3. We do it with two or more people
4. We do it against the wall- and it’s faster and harder
5. We’ve got fast hands
6. We hit it hard
7. We have the endurance to last for three hours straight
8. We grunt when we hit it
9. We get low like nobody’s business
10. We can hit it from all angles
11. We know how to wrap our handle
12. We have fuzzy balls (guys)
13. We work out, nuff said
14. We use one hand or two… whatever it takes
15. We wear skirts specially made for balls – and spanky pants (girls)
16. We play it long and hard
17. We don’t mind getting hot and sweaty
18. We smack that- hard
19. We do it on more that one surface- we’ll take it rough but we like it smooth
20. We know how to stroke it
21. We know where the sweet spot is
22. We know when to tap it lightly, and when to slam the balls deep
23. We can hit it from all angles
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