Het verschil tussen jongens en meisjes

Girls' English

" Yes" = No

" No" = Yes

" Maybe" = No

" It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what you want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

" We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

" Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron!

" How much do u love me??" = I did something today you’re not going like me for.

" Is my butt fat??" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me!?" = Too late, you're dead!


Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance??" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong??" = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma
are you going through now?

" What's wrong??" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

" I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I'm a deep
person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me??" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.



Dat is over het algemeen wel wat het verschil is tussen de man en de vrouw
Ondanks niet alles waar is
Maar het komt wel in de buurt van
Dus dit is mijn verlate ode aan de "nationale vrouwendag"..
En ergens mee oneens??
Pech!!
Want het is niet allemaal waar
Dat heb ik al eerder gezegd..
Okee ik ben wel stil
Ik hoop dat je genoten hebt knipoog
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