profiel #2

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

Don't eat that yellow snow

Your mind is like a parachute, it works better when its open.

Don't take life too seriously: it isn't permanent.

You miss 100% of the shots you never take.

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You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose.

You have no rights. Sit down.

Wise men speak because they have something to say, fools speak because they have to say something.

Winner winner, chicken dinner.

Why do you try to fit in when you are born to stand out?

Why bother making cookies if your just going to shit them out?

Why be difficult when you can be impossible?

Who ever said nothings impossible obviously never tried slamming a revolving door.

When your father says "Do I look stupid?", don't answer.

When you meet a stranger, give them a smile. It may be the only sunshine they see all day.

What's the officer problem?

Violence isn't the answer, but it's a bloody good guess.

Take control of your own destiny.

Thoughts don't hurt, actions do.

There is always one more idiot than you counted on.

There are two types of people in the world: Chuck Norris and people that suck.

The world would be less violent if everyone used hula hoops. (

The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty; the glass is twice as big as it should be.

Sometimes, it just takes a pirate to get the job done.

Someday we will look back on this and laugh.

Some say knowledge is the best virtue, I say stupidity is

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs.

Reach for the stars, or you'll never touch the sky.

Reality is a poor substitute for my dreams.

Practice makes perfect, and nothings perfect, so why practice?

Philosophy is questions that may never be answered. Religion is answers that may never be questioned.

Ninety-nine percent of all statistics are made up on the spot (including this one).

Never count a tiger’s teeth before breakfast.

Never Drink and drive, you might spill your beer.

Life, live, love.

Laws are made to be broken.

Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open.

Just because you've always done it that way; doesn't mean it's not incredibly stupid.

If you're in control, you're not driving fast enough...

It's only funny until someone gets hurt... Then it's hilarious.

I intend to live forever – so far, so good!

If you think the impossible, the incredible can come true.

If you can't convince, confuse!

If a man speaks in a forest, but no woman is around to hear him, is he still wrong?

I was born intelligent. But, education ruined me.

I have the body of a god. Specifically, Buddha.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it!

I can tune a guitar, but I can't tüna fish.

Hoping for the best but expecting the worst

Homophobia is gay

Good friends are like stars — you don't always see them, but you know they are always there.

For every negative in life, there is a greater positive.

Friendship is like peeing in your pants: Everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth.

Few women admit their age. Fewer men act theirs.

Even "impossible" says I'm possible!

Does a one legged duck swim in a circle.

Dont piss in your own pool.

Do not take life too seriously; you will never get out of it alive

Don't look back in anger.

Don't drive faster then your guardian angel can fly!

But what about my obstacles? Feint left, run right. Charge like a mopapotamus. Blast with lasers. Drag along. Pretend not there. Surmount.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.

Better a smartass than a dumbass.

Beauty lies in the ear of the beholder.

Be on the world, not of it...As a waterdrop on a lotusleaf...

The world isn't perfect...but that's why its beautiful.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. The trick is learning how hard to throw.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

It's not the fall that kills you — it's the sudden stop at the end.

When you assume, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me".

There are millions of planets in the universe who turn around millions of suns who turn around millions of galaxies who turn around one point. And that point isn't you!