waarom koffie beter is dan vrouwen
Sommige zijn trouwens niet echt goed xD
1. You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2. Coffee doesn’t complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4. You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5. You can always warm coffee up.
6. Coffee comes with endless refills.
7. Coffee is cheaper.
8. You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
9. Coffee never runs out.
10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15. Coffee smells and tastes good.
16. You don’t have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18. You can always get fresh coffee.
19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back.
20. They sell coffee at police stations.
21. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22. Coffee goes down easier.
23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.
24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
25. A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.
26. Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
27. Coffee smells good in the morning.
28. Coffee is good when it’s cold too.
29. Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30. Coffee doesn’t care when you dunk things in it.
31. Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.
32. Coffee doesn’t shed.
33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34. You can’t get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it. (like wtf..)
35. Coffee doesn’t mind being ground.
36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37. Coffee doesn’t have a time of the month...it’s good all the time.
38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39. When you have a coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of your throat.
40. Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
41. Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
42. INSTANT COFFEE!
43. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44. It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45. Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup
1. You don’t have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste good.
2. Coffee doesn’t complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4. You won’t fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5. You can always warm coffee up.
6. Coffee comes with endless refills.
7. Coffee is cheaper.
8. You won’t get arrested for ordering coffee at 3 AM.
9. Coffee never runs out.
10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15. Coffee smells and tastes good.
16. You don’t have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18. You can always get fresh coffee.
19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it’ll be hot when you get back.
20. They sell coffee at police stations.
21. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22. Coffee goes down easier.
23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn’t put on weight.
24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of coffee.
25. A big cup or small cup? It doesn’t matter.
26. Your coffee doesn’t talk to you.
27. Coffee smells good in the morning.
28. Coffee is good when it’s cold too.
29. Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30. Coffee doesn’t care when you dunk things in it.
31. Coffee doesn’t care what kind of mood you’re in.
32. Coffee doesn’t shed.
33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34. You can’t get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in it. (like wtf..)
35. Coffee doesn’t mind being ground.
36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37. Coffee doesn’t have a time of the month...it’s good all the time.
38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39. When you have a coffee, you don’t end up with a pube in the back of your throat.
40. Coffee doesn’t take up half your bed.
41. Coffee doesn’t mind if you wake up at 3 AM and decide to have a cup.
43. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44. It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45. Your coffee won’t be jealous of a larger cup
18 okt 2010
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knollie17 (opgeheven op 8-12-2010)
maandag 18 oktober 2010 23:04
43. ??
Wat voor gesprekken ga je aan met je koffie dan?
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gooffather
maandag 18 oktober 2010 23:08
bij het eerste bakkie de plannen voor die dag. daarna de dingen die me bezig houden, algemene vraagstukken zoals de zin van het leven en dat soort dingen. En bij het laatste kopje wordt de dag afgesloten.
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knollie17 (opgeheven op 8-12-2010)
maandag 18 oktober 2010 23:09
ga je echt serieus tegen je koffie praten? COOL!
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