Best 'FML' ever!

We kennen de site wel, in ieder geval alle sadisten onder ons.

Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

Cheers,

Joint.

17 sep 2009 - bewerkt op 18 sep 2009 - meld ongepast verhaal

Joint, man, 33 jaar

Tyfus (opgeheven op 17-8-2019) vrijdag 18 september 2009 00:29
lol, owned.
Darky vrijdag 18 september 2009 10:02

Today, I took my car into the shop to get a minor problem fixed. I left several hours later, without my car. Why? The mechanic crashed it while out on a test drive to make sure he'd fixed the problem. FML
Surfacing vrijdag 18 september 2009 10:32
hahahaha sukkel
Boe! vrijdag 18 september 2009 20:01
Today, I went on a blind date. We had agreed on meeting in front of a park. Thinking I was there first, I texted her "I'm already there, sitting next to the fat chick." I heard a beep. SHE was the "fat chick." FML

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