Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ik lig dubbel en dat wens ik jullie ook toe 
A while ago, a friend's 3 year old son, dressed as Batman was running around. His mask fell over his eyes and he ran into a pole. Coming up to his dad with his mask and cape in hand, crying, his dad said "Batman doesn't cry", to which he replies "But dad, I'm Bruce Wayne now.."
Today I found out that in Illinois it is illegal to fish off the back of a giraffe. I don't know who would have thought to do this in the first place but I am very jealous of them.
Today while throwing away some rubbish in my dorm's trash closet, I found about ten feet of bubblewrap that had not yet been popped. I guess the saying's true: one man's trash is another man's treasure.
Today, I bought my son a puppy. I told him he could name it anything he wanted. The name he chose? Boner. "Because dogs like bones." I have high hopes for my son.
Today I found out my friend was being a positive pregnancy test for Halloween. When I asked why, he said, "Because it's the scariest thing of all." I love my friends.
Today, I discovered that in the state of Pennsylvania, holding your finger in someone else's bellybutton without their permission for more than 30 seconds is considered rape. Never have I wanted more to commit such a felony.
Today, the seniors were allowed to dress up for Halloween. One of the nominees for Homecoming King dressed up as a fairy complete with a star wand and came into every class, smiled at us and waved his wand, then skipped off. He has my vote.
Today, I was running across the gym for a game of tag in PE. I managed to trip and fall on my knee, do a somersault, and stand back up, all without getting tagged. The bruise I now have was totally worth the moment I felt like a spy.
Today, I was driving to school. An tiny, frail old lady was standing at the end of her driveway with a large leaf blower. Her mission? Making piles of leaves in the middle of the main road for cars to drive through.
Today was Lumberjack Day at my school. Most people wore flannel and ski hats. My friend and I went as trees.
Today, at school for red ribbon week, every class was supposed to make "dont do drugs" door signs for a contest. No one in our class wanted to participate ,so I decided to make one by myself. Our door sign says "Why do drugs, if you can eat tacos". We won.
30 okt 2009 - bewerkt op 30 okt 2009
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yingyang
vrijdag 30 oktober 2009 16:21
rofl xD dit is echt geniaal xD
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