That's me just being sarcastic

Are you a...
[Druggy] no, a "drug user"
[Daydreamer] delusional
[Freak] its genetic. my grandmother warned me ahead of time i wouldnt be like the other girls.
[Dork] yes sir
[Bitch/Asshole] im like a cocktail
[Brat] yes
[Sarcastic] im brutal
[Angel] only if i need something
[Devil] satan
[Shy] sometimes quiet
[Talkative] a lot to say about nothing
[Flirty] too much

Have you ever...
[Been in a fist fight?] im psycho. thats what crazies fucking do
[Stolen anything?] its an illness
[Drank?] every morning
[Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] i can even remember his name
[Cried over a guy?] there was something in my eye.
[Lied to someone?] you gotta.
[Been in love?] very much in love.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] slut.
[Been rejected?] i dont try hard enough to get rejected
[Been in lust?] god damn
[Used someone?] yes (dont remind me.)
[Been used?] all the time
[Been cheated on?] yes.
[Been kissed?] been slaughtered

i forgot, dont like black eyeshadow and i hate from first to last, and if you are a man and say the word bitch i'd seriously like to shoot you, that's such an ugly word and it is very respectless.
the problem with love, it lives in a book now, the problem with truth is that it is usually brutal. fuck it

1.you're not the queen of anything. just shut up.
2.your little slipper shoes are over. and if you turn cowboy boots into a trend i'll fucking shoot you.
3.you're not vintage, you dont even know what vintage is. just shut up
4.you dont know anything about chanel or dior. just shut up
5.you are not going to be a model. shut up
6.you are not going to be a woman. you are a man. get over it
7.quit acting like your'e better than everyone. you're not. neither am i. awesome
8.stop acting like you're amazing. you are cookie cutter dumb.
9.you dont know how to sew and you dont know like omgz the best thrift store ever.
10.and please redo your bathroom, sage and dark pink are ovvver.
11.you can't dance worth shit. (its ok, neither can i)
12.you're not anything you claim to be. EVER just shut up

some like to entertain, some like to be entertained. I am an entertainer, i talk too much, i suffer.
it's silly to go on pretending that under the skin we are all brothers n' sisters. the truth is more likely that under the skin we are all cannibals, assassins, traitors, liars, hypocrites.

second of all, I have no sense of humor. just fuck off. i swear. NONE. fuck with me, I'll fucking clean out my toilet with your fucking toothbrush.
i'm a sick fuck, the shit just makes my skin tingle.