Yeaaaaaaah you know who i'm talking about.. the big guy... upstairs
Zeeeeeus is doing some weird mumbo jumbo up there...
You know what i think is going on?
You want to hear my theory on the weather these days?
Here it comes..
Zeus is breaking winds!!! you know what im saying!!! Godly.... odourless....... winds!!!
Winds that reach up to 40mph and thats.. just a small one..!! I hear they can reach a 100mph!!!
Can i hear a daaaaaaaaamn!?!
And you know why He is breaking winds..
You want to hear my theory on that one?
Cuz its like..... He cant look away for one second and we rip each others head off
Its all His fault, he hears every day, And every day He hears He does not exsist. thats gotta hurt even a God. that must be horrible actually, now i think of it..
And i guess he had enough and tought i will turn my back on you lot.. and..
FART YOU!!
but luckily not everyone denies.. and just enjoys.. his Godly fart.. Just a sign that he has not forgotten us entirely
Dit is een verklaring voor de ongelovelijk sterke winden deze week.
danku..