Leuke tweets II
“I love Jesus. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get chocolate.”
"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."
“My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.”
“Hippos kill nearly 3,000 people every year, which clearly proves even animals can be ridiculously over-sensitive about their weight.”
“I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned.”
“I'll act my age when I'm 69.”
“Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.”
“If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, we would all have no friends.”
“10.000 boetes van De Lijn nog niet betaald. Sommigen moeten naar de bank met de bus en je weet dat die geen rekening houden met vertraging.”
“The idea that women find men in uniform irresistible is complete nonsense, as I discovered when I worked at McDonald's.”
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"I'll be there in 5 minutes... If not, read this again."
“My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.”
“Hippos kill nearly 3,000 people every year, which clearly proves even animals can be ridiculously over-sensitive about their weight.”
“I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned.”
“I'll act my age when I'm 69.”
“Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.”
“If people could hear the next five seconds after we hit end call, we would all have no friends.”
“10.000 boetes van De Lijn nog niet betaald. Sommigen moeten naar de bank met de bus en je weet dat die geen rekening houden met vertraging.”
“The idea that women find men in uniform irresistible is complete nonsense, as I discovered when I worked at McDonald's.”
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29 jul 2012 - bewerkt op 29 jul 2012
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BabyDuck (opgeheven op 19-6-2013)
zondag 29 juli 2012 17:18
Hahaha mag ik er eentje jatten?
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Quinoa
zondag 29 juli 2012 17:19
Tuurlijk! Ik heb ze zelf toch ook gejat?
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BabyDuck (opgeheven op 19-6-2013)
zondag 29 juli 2012 17:22
Haha Mooi zo!
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