1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
My best friend is my mum, Toos, and her mum (my grandma) is called Toos as well
2. Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
On TV (wie is de mol)
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
Mariekeeeeee for sure. No doubt about that. My college friends know... and so does she (oh such a shame!!!)
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Errrr yes. Kind of.
5. What body part do you wash first?
My hair usually.
6. Do you hover over the toilet in public bathrooms?
Usually
7. What's the strangest talent you have?
I can turn my eyelids inside out... some people think that's quite strange.
8. Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie. That's the way I was born.
9. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
The normal red ones.
10. Have you ever been tied up? Do you want to be?
Honestly? Yes.
11. What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
I'm 31! I don't get grounded anymore. So I really do not remember.
12. Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
No drivers license so I just take the bus.
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
Nooo way I'm a good girl!
14. How many times have you been cussed out?
I don't count the times I get cussed out, it's not like it gives me joy.
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
Wichever shoe I have in my hand first. #lazy
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
LOL yes more often than in straight bars. I have to meet a gf somewhere, don't I???
18. Girls--
Are the best sex!
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
They're always taller and older-looking than I am. But then again, that's not that hard
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
Yes, I was 15
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
Call me stupid but I don't know what these things mean #stupidface
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep?
My teddybear, who is actually a teddycow
23. Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Yes
24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you rather not wash?
Gross! I'd just buy new towels every day!
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
Thankfully no.
26. What was your childhood nickname?
Linnie. Or Linda Pinda.
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
I can't remember. It's not something I do all the time.
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Honestly, I don't think I have, ever! I'm just not interested.
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
No license, so nothing.
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
Errr... yes... #eeeeek
31. How do you eat your cookie?
Depends on the cookie
32. When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
I don't go to the gym (I should though!!)
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others.
Sing out loud, or dance in front of the mirror!
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
I drink too much... I'm kinda used to it, so don't get drunk that easily.
37. Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
LOL yes, to blame the animal for farting instead of myself
38. How often do you clean out your ears?
Usually after taking a shower, which is about 5/6 times a week!
39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Fold!
40. About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
LOL what kind of question is that!! I'm not doing that in public and I'm not telling you
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
I can't think of any.
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
I don't think I have...
43. What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Kissed someone I shouldn't have kissed.
44. Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
No I don't think so.
45. Have you ever called your love interest by an ex's name?
No way!
46. Have you caught a guy/girl farting while on a date?
Haha no!
47. Have you ever played naked Twister?
LOL no... it could be fun though... only when doing so with your partner, not with strangers.
48. Have you ever been drunk at work?
No, I wouldn't dare to go to work drunk! I'd call in sick!
49. Have ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister more attractive?
No.
50. Do you want to bring sexy back?
Into my life? Yes please!