Grappige Tweets III

We should remove the warning labels from everything and let the stupidity problem take care of itself.

Everything is so much funnier when you're not allowed to laugh.

If you're hotter than me, does that make me cooler than you?

If people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place.

I am not looking for a one night stand...3 hours will be plenty!

China is only winning in the olympics because they made all the equipment.

Huisnummers van zeven woningen gestolen in Overboelare. Intussen al drie postbodes gestorven uit pure verwarring.

When your ex says:"You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point dumbass"

FANTASY FACT: The singular of 'Werewolves' is 'Waswolf'.

I've just got back from a friends' funeral. He died after he was hit in the head by a tennis ball. It really was a lovely service.

I know what you're thinking: I should be putting my telepathic powers to greater use.
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